SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s fucking terrifying
It’s like straight sex
Who’s in charge around here?!
"Nothing better than a big cup of tea in the morning."
bird on the cup
Don’t fool yourself. English isn’t inherently superior, or easier to learn, or more sonically pleasing. Its international usage comes from forceful assimilation and legacy of colonialistic injection. It isn’t a deed that one should take pride in.
|—||my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via maarnayeri)|