The name cory strauss if you couldn't figure it out, i'm 20 act like i'm a kid, going to Humboldt, from Colorado and ya I think thats about it.
youknowyourefromcoloradowhen:
Heh. Thanks, coolhandluke93!
shaestel:
babsdarling: asinglebullet: notsammy-sam: ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins! And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you. ((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.)) [[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]] Thor has taken the whole damn car.
babsdarling:
asinglebullet: notsammy-sam: ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins! And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you. ((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.)) [[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
asinglebullet:
notsammy-sam: ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins! And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you. ((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.)) [[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
notsammy-sam:
ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins! And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you. ((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins! And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]
Thor has taken the whole damn car.
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
connie-awanderingsoul:
There was something very primal about this. I really liked it.
tastefullyoffensive:
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kristinconway:
French Fries Potato Chips Hash Brown Tater tots Mashed Potatoes Potato Salad Fried Potatoes BAKED POTATOES!
French Fries
Potato Chips
Hash Brown
Tater tots
Mashed Potatoes
Potato Salad
Fried Potatoes
BAKED POTATOES!
mrcorystrauss: I have this supper cute thing where it looks like there are hickeys on my neck but in all reality they are zit scars.
(Source: moonchild30)